I got my flippie-floppies!

Oops.

Ummm. I kinda forgot about my tumblr. sorry. I will try harder this time.


also, can I just skip to the part of my life that’s GOOD, please? kthanks!


somedays all I wanna do is lay in bed and never wake up…


Social Networking in Coffee Shops? Since when?

I understand both sides of the story. But where the fuck are there actually “cyber cafes”? Also, what about those who don’t have internet at home and work when the library is closed? What about those who are paying customers who are alone and aren’t really comfortable talking to strangers who are already engaged in conversation. If said coffee shops want to encourage conversations, I would suggest arranging seating so that everyone can face one another and sing folk songs together. Really? Is this what our coffee drinkers want?


"I'm Kanye West, Bitch!"

Kanye West has, once again, shown himself to be a humble and wholesome gentleman. Check out the latest shit and his amazing defense of himself. Adding a nice little bit of ranting which only solidifies his adolescent personality. Brilliant.


If one were to continually say they’re going to do someting, eventually they will make it happen, right? Like, say, packing?


Good things come to those who wait, and those who do wrong will eventually have their day.


Classy

You know what’s really professional? Not calling someone who has interviewed three times for your company for over a week. Congratulations, N, I would say no to the position at this point. That is, unless the compensation was too good to pass up.


Angst

Imagine the scene:

You tug and pull at the covers and ask him to get up- nicely. You state: “It’s time to get up, it’s 10:30” (when you were supposed to wake him up at 10. “Just ten more minutes,” he mumbles. “Fine.”

15 minutes pass…

“It’s time to wake up.” 
“Why did you leave the light on?”
“To help you wake up. Now it’s almost eleven, wake up.”

You struggle and nag for another ten minutes ending the struggle with, “It always takes you so long to get up. The reply: “Well I usually just lie here out of spite because you keep nagging me.”
“Oh my God, just get up!” and walk out the door.

Now, how old would you say this individual is? 5? 10? 20? 25?


Sundays

Why are Sundays the worst day of the week at Starbucks?


How do you get rid of negative people that keep trying to bring you down?



Love these.


11
To Tumblr, Love PixelUnion